Angelina was Shocked When Brodie said Pamela was pregnant.😱Full Skit Below👇
Angelina was Shocked When Brodie said Pamela was pregnant.😱Full Skit Below👇
🎭 Title: "The Pregnancy Plot Twist"
Characters:
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Angelina – dramatic, nosy, loves gossip.
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Brodie – laid-back, says things without thinking.
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Pamela – mysterious, quiet… hiding something.
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Monica – (optional) extra spice, friend who hears it all first.
Scene 1: [INT. ANGELINA'S LIVING ROOM – DAY]
(Angelina is on the couch with a bowl of popcorn, scrolling on her phone. Brodie walks in, nonchalant, sipping iced coffee.)
ANGELINA:
(looks up)
Took you long enough. Where were you?
BRODIE:
(pulls off jacket)
Dropped by Pamela’s. She needed help moving her couch.
ANGELINA:
(pause)
Pamela? Our Pamela? Since when does she ask for help?
BRODIE:
(sits down)
Since she got pregnant, I guess.
ANGELINA:
(freezes mid-bite)
I’m sorry—WHAT?
(Dramatic zoom-in or exaggerated slow-motion)
BRODIE:
You didn’t know?
ANGELINA:
(throws popcorn in the air)
NO I DID NOT KNOW! Are you telling me Pamela Evans, the woman who claimed she was “too busy for relationships,” is now suddenly growing a tiny human?!
BRODIE:
(chill)
Yeah. I saw ultrasound pics on her fridge. Clear as day. Little alien blob and everything.
ANGELINA:
(pacing)
Who’s the father? When did this happen? Is it real? Is she hiding from the FBI? Is the baby mine?
BRODIE:
That’s not how biology works—
ANGELINA:
Don’t test me, Brodie! We were just at brunch LAST WEEK and she said “I’m just bloated.” That was NOT bloat!
Scene 2: [INT. PAMELA’S APARTMENT – LATER THAT DAY]
(Angelina barges in. Pamela is eating pickles and watching documentaries.)
ANGELINA:
PAMELA. ANN. EVANS.
PAMELA:
(spooked)
Oh no… Brodie told you.
ANGELINA:
You’re pregnant?! Why didn’t you say anything? Am I not your emergency contact anymore?
PAMELA:
It’s complicated.
ANGELINA:
YOU THINK?! We literally made a pact in 2023—no babies till at least 2026. What happened?
PAMELA:
(pause)
A yoga retreat. A French instructor. A broken condom.
ANGELINA:
Oh. So France happened.
PAMELA:
Basically.
ANGELINA:
(starts crying dramatically)
I’m going to be a fake-aunt! I didn’t even have time to emotionally prepare!
PAMELA:
You’ll be fine. Just… don’t tell Monica.
Scene 3: [INT. MONICA’S PLACE – 10 minutes later]
(Monica is drinking tea. Angelina bursts in again.)
ANGELINA:
You won’t believe what I just found out—
MONICA:
Pamela’s pregnant?
ANGELINA:
HOW DO YOU KNOW!?
MONICA:
She posted her ultrasound on her Close Friends story like… three weeks ago.
ANGELINA:
…She left me off her Close Friends?
(Angelina collapses to the floor, dramatically whispering):
I need new friends.
THE END.
Let me know if you want a version with a different tone (serious, romantic, or even horror-style).

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