🚨Breaking Bethany Find's Out Larry Want's To Divorce her behind Brooke🔍- You Won't Believe What Happened Next😱
🚨Breaking Bethany Find's Out Larry Want's To Divorce her behind Brooke🔍- You Won't Believe What Happened Next😱
🎭 Skit: “The Secret Divorce Plot”
Characters:
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Bethany – dramatic, emotional, suspicious
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Larry – confused, bad at lying
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Brooke – Bethany’s best friend, zero filter
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Aunt Clarice – overly involved family gossip
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Narrator – dramatic reality-TV style voice
🎬The Suspicion
Narrator:
In a house where drama brews faster than instant coffee, Bethany discovers something… shocking.
Bethany:
(whispering to herself)
Larry's been acting strange. He changed his phone password… again. Something is up.
Brooke:
(bursts through the door without knocking)
Girl, I got TEA so hot it can melt your eyelashes off.
Bethany:
Brooke, you can’t just—
Brooke:
No time! Listen. Larry wants to divorce you. Behind your back. And he told ME because he thought I’d “break it gently.”
Bethany:
(confused and offended)
Gently?! Brooke, you don’t even break CHOCOLATE gently!
🎬 Confronting Larry
(Larry walks in holding a sandwich, blissfully unaware of the emotional tornado waiting.)
Larry:
Hey… why is everyone staring at me like I just unplugged the WiFi?
Bethany:
(with full soap-opera energy)
Larry. Is there something you want to tell me?
Larry:
…About the sandwich?
Brooke:
(adjusts imaginary sunglasses)
Don’t play dumb, Larry. I know your little secret.
Larry:
What secret?! I only have medium-sized secrets at most.
Bethany:
(snarling)
YOU WANT TO DIVORCE ME.
Larry:
(chokes on sandwich)
What?! Who told you that?!
Brooke:
(smug)
A little birdie named your mouth, actually. You said, and I quote, “Brooke, if Bethany buys one more decorative pillow, I’m filing for divorce.”
Larry:
OH COME ON—THAT WAS A JOKE! The couch has seventy-two pillows, Brooke. SEVENTY. TWO.
Bethany:
So you don’t want to divorce me?
Larry:
Of course not! I love you. I just want my butt to touch the couch again!
🎬 More Drama Arrives
(Aunt Clarice pops in uninvited like she lives there.)
Aunt Clarice:
I heard the word DIVORCE. Who’s leaving who, and do I need to bring my casserole or my lawyer?
Larry:
NO ONE is divorcing ANYONE!
Aunt Clarice:
(shakes head)
Mmm. That’s what my third husband said.
🎬 The Twist
Bethany:
Larry, next time you joke about divorce—NOT to Brooke. She thinks sarcasm is a kind of cheese.
Brooke:
(raises hand)
To be fair… that sounds delicious.
Larry:
Fine, fine. No more divorce jokes.
Bethany:
Good. Because I was going to divorce YOU if you actually wanted to divorce ME.
Larry:
…That makes no sense.
Bethany:
Love rarely does.
🎬Resolution
Narrator:
And so, after chaos, tears, sandwiches, and seventy-two pillows…
Larry and Bethany hug.
Brooke takes a pillow.
Aunt Clarice judges everyone silently.

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