Angelina got arrested in Boston Logan International Airport 😱 Full arrest skit Below 👇

 Angelina got arrested in Boston Logan International Airport 😱 Full arrest skit Below 👇


TSA Officer (Officer Reynolds):

Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to step aside.


Angelina:

Wait—what? Why? I didn’t do anything!


Officer Reynolds:

We need to speak with you about the contents of your carry-on bag.


Angelina:

That’s ridiculous! It’s just books, snacks, and a very suspicious-looking travel pillow, I admit, but—


(Two more officers approach. Travelers nearby start whispering and recording on their phones.)


Angelina:

Oh my god, are you serious right now? I’m literally trying to catch a flight to L.A. for my cousin’s wedding. Can this wait?


Officer #2:

Ma’am, you’re being detained for questioning. Please cooperate.


Angelina:

staring in disbelief

Am I being punk’d? Is this one of those TikTok things? Where’s the camera?


[Cut to: Holding room inside the airport – 30 minutes later]


Detective Morris:

Angelina Thompson?


Angelina:

Yes, unfortunately still me. I’d like a chai latte and a lawyer.


Detective Morris:

You were flagged because your name matched someone on our no-fly list. It seems there’s been a mix-up.


Angelina:

A mix-up? I got tackled by airport security and now I’m in what looks like an IKEA-themed interrogation room.


Detective Morris:

We’re looking into it. There’s a warrant for an Angelina Tomson—one ‘p’, different birthdate—but the facial recognition software flagged you.


Angelina:

Well, your software needs glasses. Or a firmware update. I’m not a criminal, I’m a bridesmaid. Worst crime I’ve committed is watching 10 hours of true crime documentaries last night.


Detective Morris:

You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a suitcase full of antique coins?


Angelina:

...Antique what? No! My suitcase has leggings, dry shampoo, and three copies of The Four Agreements because I panic-bought at Hudson News!


[Angelina’s phone starts ringing on the table – “Mom ❤️” flashing on the screen.]


Detective Morris:

You can take that. Speakerphone, please.


Angelina (answering):

Mom?


Mom:

Sweetheart, are you okay? Your cousin just called. She said you're trending on X—what is happening!?


Angelina:

I apparently match a criminal mastermind’s name and now Boston PD thinks I’m smuggling colonial coins!


Mom:

Oh for heaven’s sake, not again.


Detective Morris:

Again?


Angelina:

She means the time I got mistaken for an art thief in Prague. Different story. Also not my fault!


[20 minutes later – a knock on the door. A young airport agent peeks in, flustered.]


Airport Agent:

Um, Detective? The system confirmed—wrong person. Totally different Angelina. She’s cleared.


Detective Morris:

sighs

You're free to go, Miss Thompson. Deepest apologies.


Angelina (standing up):

So... no coins, no apology voucher, not even a discount on my chai?


Officer Reynolds (entering):

Here’s a $10 Dunkin’ gift card.


Angelina (sarcastically):

Oh wow, thank you. That’ll totally cover my emotional damages.


[Outside security – Angelina calls her best friend, Tasha.]


Tasha:

Girl, what in the Jason Bourne hell is going on?! Are you okay??


Angelina:

Remind me to never fly through Boston again. Also... I might be trending?


Tasha:

You are. #AirportAngelina is blowing up. Someone made a remix of you yelling “I’m a BRIDESMAID!” with trap beats.


Angelina:

I’m suing everyone. After this wedding.


PART 2: "Wrong Woman... Or Not?"

Scene: Boston Logan Airport, just outside the TSA holding area. Angelina is sitting on a bench, sipping a latte from Dunkin’, scrolling her phone. She looks annoyed, but relieved. Then… her phone buzzes.


TEXT MESSAGE (Unknown Number):

🕵️‍♂️ “You’re not safe. Don’t get on the plane.”


Angelina (murmuring to herself):

Okay. What. The. Actual. Hell?


She looks around. Everyone seems normal. A kid is crying. A guy in a Red Sox hoodie is arguing with a vending machine. But something feels… off.


Tasha (calling):

You good? Or did the FBI come back for round two?


Angelina:

No, they let me go. But I just got this text. From an unknown number.


Tasha:

What does it say?


Angelina:

It says “You’re not safe. Don’t get on the plane.”


Tasha:

Okay. That’s either a prank... or a thriller movie in the making. Are you sure you’re not hiding anything?


Angelina:

I literally brought matching pajamas and dry shampoo. That’s it. Unless they think my suitcase is secretly a time machine.


[Suddenly, a man in a suit sits on the bench next to her. He's wearing dark glasses and has an earpiece.]


Man in Suit:

Miss Thompson?


Angelina (startled):

Okay. Nope. Not again.


Man in Suit:

My name is Agent Calder. Homeland Security. We need to talk. Off the record.


Angelina:

Are you kidding me? I just got out of airport jail.


Agent Calder:

You're not under arrest. You're under observation. There’s a lot more going on than what you were told in that room.


Angelina looks at him closely. His badge looks real. His tone? Cold. Professional.


Angelina:

Observation? Why? I didn’t do anything.


Agent Calder:

That’s the problem. We’re not sure. You may have been used—unwittingly—as a mule.


Angelina (laughing nervously):

Used? Me? I don’t even let people borrow my chargers, let alone smuggle something.


Agent Calder pulls out a tablet and shows her airport CCTV footage—her bag going through TSA screening. But then—something strange. A frame shows a gloved hand slipping a velvet pouch into her carry-on while she was distracted by a spilled coffee.


Angelina (mouth drops):

Wait—that's not me! Who was that?!


Agent Calder:

We were hoping you could tell us. But here's the bigger problem—whoever that person was, they’ve vanished. And now you’re the only lead.


Angelina (stunned):

So you’re telling me... I’ve been framed. At an airport. On a day I was just trying to go to a wedding.


Agent Calder:

We believe you were chosen on purpose. You’re clean. Normal. Invisible. The perfect cover.


Suddenly, his earpiece crackles. He stands up abruptly.


Agent Calder (tense):

We have to move. Right now.


Angelina:

What?! Why?


Agent Calder (looking around):

Someone’s following you. Don’t look. Just get up. Walk with me.


Angelina’s heart races. She grabs her bag and follows him toward a side hallway, away from the main terminal. She glances behind briefly—and freezes.


A woman, dressed almost identically to Angelina—same hair, same jacket—is walking 30 feet behind them. But her face is cold. Focused. Like she’s watching. Waiting.


Angelina (whispering):

...Who is that?


Agent Calder:

That’s who the facial recognition was supposed to catch. That’s the real Angelina Tomson.


Angelina (realizing):

And she’s not just using my name…


Agent Calder:

She’s using your life.

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