Wow Shayla (Ishayla) you are SHADY for REAL
Wow Shayla (Ishayla) you are SHADY for REAL
"The Shade of Shayla"
Everyone at Sycamore High knew that if there was drama brewing, Shayla was either sipping tea or stirring the pot. But recently, it was more than just whispers and side-eyes — Shayla had taken things to a whole new level.
It started at Kendra's birthday brunch. The whole squad showed up in pastel florals like it was an unspoken rule — except for Ishayla , who walked in 45 minutes late, draped in a floor-length, sequined black gown and dark sunglasses.
"Sorry I'm late," she said, peeling off her shades with a smirk. "I was just mourning the death… of subtlety."
The table went silent.
Kendra, clutching her mimosa like it might save her, forced a smile. “You look… bold.”
Shayla shrugged. "I mean, someone had to elevate the look. Pastel is cute, if you're five."
Jaws dropped. Clinked plates. And somewhere in the distance, someone whispered, “She didn't…”
But Shayla wasn't done.
That night, she posted a selfie captioned:
"Brunch was cute. Glad I brought the flavor. Some of y'all looked like expired yogurt. 🥴 #DoBetter #BlackIsTheNewEverything"
By Monday, the entire school was talking. Group chats exploded. Kendra was furious , but when she confronted Shayla in the hallway, Ishayla just raised a brow and said:
"Sweetie, if you wanted to blend in, mission accomplished. I didn't even notice you were there."
Mic. Drop.
Later that week, someone tried to come for her on Insta — but Ishayla clapped back with a single comment:
“If I threw shade your way, it's only 'cause you're standing under my spotlight.”
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